Gods Behaving Badly

I started Gods Behaving Badly by Marie Phillips last night. So far I am entertained. I didn't think that they were going to be this bad, but it is funny.

In the first chapter, Artemis is walking some dogs in the park in London and comes upon a new species of tree. This makes her suspicious, so she begins to talk to the tree and finds that this new eucalyptus used to be a nice Australian mortal. That is until Apollo got a look at her walking down the street. When this handsome stranger said hello and told her that she looks like she would be good at oral sex, the mortal decided it would be a good idea to get away from him.

Apollo in his ire and disappointment, turned her into a tree.

So far, this is right up my alley.